Tuesday, September 26, 2006

What is your type?






Skinny and Sexy
Raw score: 7% Big Breasts, 10% Big Ass, and 60% Cute!





Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.



Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.



My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!



Recommended Celebrities: Kate Moss and Kate Moss, but 'em post-coke-binge for a cheaper date.






My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 0% on tit-size
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You scored higher than 1% on ass-size
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You scored higher than 66% on cuteness




Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Monday, September 25, 2006

What is your dating personality?


The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm)

Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

Your exact opposite:
The Mixed Messenger

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer
It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss

CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Nurse


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.

Man in a Purple Dress- Lyrics

A great view from Pete on Religon and power in general.

Man in a Purple Dress- Lyrics The Who

How dare you wear robes and reside
How dare you cover your head to hide
Your face from God

How dare you smile behind your beard
To hide the fact that your hearts are feared
You wave a rod

How dare you be the one to assess
Me in this godforsaken mess
You, a man in a purple dress
A man in a purple dress

You are all the same
Gilded and absurd
Regal, fast to blame
Rulers by last word
Men above men oppress
With your high hats

You priest, you mullah so high
You pope, you wise rabbi
You're invisible to me
Like vapor from the sea

How dare did you think I'll go quietly go
You are much braver than you know
For I can't die

Your staff, your stick and your special cap
They'll protect in hell
Oh yeah, what crap!
Believe the lie

How dare you be the one to assess
Me in this godforsaken mess
You, a man in a purple dress
A man in a purple dress

When you place your frown
Between my God and craft
However grand your crown
Or dignified your hair
Men above men oppress
With your high hats

You priest, you mullah so high
You pope, you wise rabbi
You're invisible to me
Like vapor from the sea

I lovingly mock you lawlords
We all dress up to grand awards
I do that as well

I dare condemn your fashion sense
At least you're not astride the fence
That wouldn't sell

But I will deliver this address
Your souls conditioned don't impress
You, a man in a purple dress
A man in a purple dress

A great take on The Man in a Purple Dress from E.L. Wisty

Click on the title to go to the originating page....

"Pete played two new songs which he had written recently. The first one was called 2000 Years. It was partly inspired by watching that Mel Gibson film The Passion of the Christ, partly by reading a book on the life of Mohammed. The song is about waiting for Jesus for 2000 years: people have been waiting for a man with a beard but actually missed the fact that Mohammed was the one, and probably have missed other returns. Pete played it on mandola, which is basically a mandolin but the difference between mandolin and mandola is the same as the difference between violin and viola. I hadn't even known that such an instrument exists but it sounded brilliant. The second song was called The Man in a Purple Dress, also came out of watching the film. Pete said he came out of it really angry about the pomposity of those in authority, those who sit in judgement, and the song is about how these figures so often wear absolutely ridiculous outfits: the pope, the Russian orthodox priests, the judges in the British judicial system...It was very interesting. Written in a folk song tuning, it sounded like a protest folk song of the early 60s, kind of like early Dylan. Surprisingly angry too: the lyrics started 'how dare you...' and he sang them almost like spitting the words out. It's a powerful comment. It's true that the uniforms, the outfits, are like costumes or masks, so when the figures of authority dress in these outfits they dress in the authority. And this often puts them out of touch with the ordinary people (those without power), precisely in terms of approach and attitudes."