Wednesday, July 06, 2005

100 things about me...yeah like you care

I’ve been in Construction project management for 11 years

I have a great cat named Lucky

I was terrified of the dark as a kid

I have bungee jumped of several bridges in the Sierra Nevada Mtns.

I did the Olympic Bobsled run in Utah twice with 2 pro athletes

My first two years of snow skiing were at night in Park City, UT

I once was a cook on oil rigs in the Gulf of Mexico

I am a big fan of The Who

I flew to London for a weekend to see The Who at the Royal Albert Hall

My favorite drink is chilled Hornito’s Tequila shots

I have seen “Shallow Grave” 10 times and still love the ending

I was born and raised a Mormon but it didn’t take

I collect signed, numbered editions from small press Horror authors

I used to be a cocaine addict

I am a self taught computer user

I have a thing for small breasts on women

I have jumped out of planes 23 times

I should’ve picked Heather when I had the chance

I once won a radio station trip to Universal Studios 3 days/2 nights

As a kid I once almost blew up a diesel tanker playing with matches

My favorite food is cheese

I just found out I am pre-diabetes

My real first name is Kim and I am male

My brothers name is Kerry and sisters are Ginger, Sandi and Teri

I go by my initials KC

I never miss “The Daily Show” or "The Colbert Report"

I ran away from home when I was 15 on Dec. 10, 1976. A great day.

I have never seen my Father since then. No Loss

I am currently single and this time, lonely

I was married in 1985 for 8 months after a 5 year relationship

My ex-wife is a porn star now by the name of Alexis Fire

I play softball once a week year round

I am not as fast as I used to be

I am 40% deaf in both ears something that runs in the family

I have above average eyesight

I am a voracious reader

I have suffered from depression a lot over the last 4 years

I fantasize about suicide but doubt I will ever do it

I have a very quick wit when it comes to improv comedy

I wish I could be a comedian but I have major stage fright

I live in Sunnyvale, CA in the Silicon Valley

I was born and raised in Salt Lake City, Utah

I lived in Muskegon Michigan in first grade

I finally bought a house in 2003

That house has gone up in value over 40% since

I am remodeling my house one project at a time and doing it all myself

I was a finish carpenter for 12 of the 26 years I have been in construction

I started in construction digging ditches and sweeping floors and worked up

I am basically half German and half Scottish by heritage

My great grandfather shot and killed his wife and himself in front of their 3 kids

My favorite color is blue

I have Ultimate TV and Tivo. Ultimate TV is far superior but no longer produced

I had a vasectomy at 22 and have never wavered on having my own children

I am agnostic and don’t care what is next after I die

I love clean sheets and heavy blankets

I read in the bathroom and often forget how long I’m in there

I have a twisted sense of humor

I am often told I am very handsome but I don’t see it in the mirror

I have SCUBA dived in Cozumel, Caymans, Aruba, Monterey and a hot spring cave in Utah

I love thin women

I am 6’2” in fairly good shape

I finally quit smoking in Dec. 2005

Unlike my older brother I have a full head of hair

I am the youngest of 5 children but I only lived with them for 7 years

I was the oldest of 5 kids when I lived with my ½ and step siblings for 7 years

I love flying and can look out the window of a plane for hours

I enjoy maps and globes

I detest driving in heavy traffic

My sex life over the past 20+ years was mind blowing. It is far too tame lately

I need lot’s of sleep and do not wake up easily

I took Ritalin for awhile as a kid

I have 5 nieces, 3 nephews and 1 great-nephew

I love kids as long as they are someone else’s

As a 14-15 year old I was a dishwasher in a sorority, too bad it was in Utah

I lived in New Orleans for 7 months at 19 but left before Mardis Gras

I detest seafood and mushrooms

I went on a 3 week survival course when I was 15

I burned my throat from the steam of a sweat lodge we built on that trip

I took flying trapeze classes in Mexico and the Sonoma wine country hills

I dream of winning the lottery and traveling for the rest of my life

I have very eclectic taste when it comes to music, I’m all over the map

People have said I look like Christopher Reeve, a Baldwin and Mark Harmon

I wish I could fly like Superman

I wish I had more self-confidence and self-esteem

I manage building of homes in the 4-8 million dollar range

I love a view from anything high, I love heights and looking over big drops

I believe there is nothing prettier than March in California

I was born breech on March 31st, 1961 and it almost killed my Mom

I love suspense, drama, horror, comedy and most mystery movies and books

I have very large matching dimples when I smile

I hated them as a kid but like them now since women tend to

I was a bit of a vandal as a teenager but mended my ways long ago

I believe that the so called moral majority is neither

I have never been bothered by anyone’s sexual preference despite how I was raised

Other shows I enjoy are Countdown, The Office, 24, Survivor, Trailer Park Boys, Arrested Development, Reno 911, Mad TV, MI-5, NOVA and Mythbusters

I subscribe to Rolling Stone, Sporting News and Cemetery Dance magazines

I quit smoking pot at 19 so I could learn to be a carpenter better

I think Sean Penn is a brilliant actor

I type with two fingers

I hope time wounds all heels

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah, no one cares...

Ms. Jane D'oh said...

Hi KC, It's a really nice surprise to see your eulogy for J posted. As I said before, it was beautifully composed. I really miss your mum.
-Ms. JD

Anonymous said...

Ha! You almost blew up a tanker, I burned down a house! Well... a framed house.

It's amazing the things you can learn about someone after 30 years. (I've got to bring you some good tequila!) :)